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| User: | graashoppa (3046689) 
Funny Ha-Ha, or Funny Strange?
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| Name: | The Dread Pirate Julia |
| Website: | MySpace |
| Location: | San Diego, California, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1978-06-27 |
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| AOL IM: |  Graashoppa (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| Yahoo! ID: |  Persephoenix (Add User, Send Message) |
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![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) graashoppa
User Number: 3046689
Date Created:5/04/04
Number of Posts: 400
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| Standing an imposing 1 1/2" and weighing in at half an ounce, the Hoppa is a lean, green fighting machine, a towering inferno of gravity-defying, ass-kicking, perfect-omelet-making ninjosity. |
| Strengths: Swedish chef. Mistress of disguise. The ability to turn even the most innocent of phrases into something filthy. Fluent command of pirate doggerel. |
| Weaknesses: Sordid predilection for cheese. |
| Special Skills: Smut-slinging, kung fu fighting, knife throwing, impersonating a cricket. |
| Weapons: Rapier wit. Killer ass. Spatula of DEATH!!! |
| Pet Peeve: Bad erotic writing. |
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I'm a 29 year old femme lesbian, and a smutstress writer, foodie, erstwhile composer, hobbyist astrologer, and Buffy geek. I write humor, erotica, fantasy-adventure, lesbian fiction, book reviews, blogs, and children's stories. These days I am working primarily trying to get back to work on my novel about lesbian pirates. Arrrh!
This blog is multitasky and multipurpose. I use it to update friends and family on what's going on in my day-to-day, to network with other writers and readers, to alternately rant or gush about what I saw on on TV last night, and to scribble general silliness about whatever pops into my head. I also occasionally post about my ongoing struggle with Bipolar Disorder, which I've had probably since I was a kid, and was finally diagnosed with in 2006. Some of my posts are friends-only filtered, but most aren't.
You can find my MySpace profile here. I also review books for The Hipster Book Club, and write weekly book reviews and a Boob Tube blog at Our Chart, where I used to moonlight as a Guestbian. I can be reached via email at Graashoppa@aol.com.
Some of my favorite sites:
LoLcatz at Icanhazcheeseburger.com
Our Chart
Food Network
Blogs I dig:
Katie Liederman
Elizabeth Bear
Tammy Lynn Michaels-Etheridge
South Park Buffy color bar courtesy of orchestrachik89
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Once upon a time, I used to write Buffy fan fic. Behold the labors of my Willow/Tara harlotry phase...
Hushed
Something
Yours
Vixens
And my Buffy musical parody, Once More, All Naked, All Gay.
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| Memories: | 17 entries |
| Pictures: | over 40 public |
| Interests: | 140: angels, anne mccaffrey, anne of green gables, annie lennox, astrology, battlestar galactica, bdsm, bengal cats, biking, bipolar, board games, books, buffy, butch women, cabernet sauvignon, camp horror, camping, card games, cartoons, cats, charlie kaufman, cheese, chinese food, chocolate, chopin, composing, concerts, cooking, corny humor, crystals, cult classics, dexter, eft, emily dickinson, empower plus, epic fantasy fiction, erik satie, erotica, etymology, fanfic, fantasy, film scores, filmmaking, floor plans, fondue, food, food network, food whore, forgotten realms, gay, geeks, gender outlaws, gilda radner, glbt, goat cheese, grilling, harry potter, hgtv, hiking, hypomania, indigo children, intersex, iron chef, jane austen, john waters, karuko, laziness, leather, lesbian, lesbian cinema, literati, live music, lotr, mary magdalene, michel gondry, movies, music, musicals, obscure humor, optimism, painting, pastiche, piano, pirates, playwriting, poetry, porn, potatoes, queer, queer theory, random acts of kindness, red wine, reincarnation, religion, restaurants, royalty (the word game), s.i.r. productions, salaciousness, sapphistry, sarah mclachlan, sarah waters, screenwriting, secretary, semi-precious stones, seven of nine, sex, sex toys, shiraz, sleep, smut, snl, solitude, spirit guides, spirituality, star trek voyager, stream of conscious, swimming, synchronicities, tarot, terry brooks, thai food, the beach, the l word, the nature of god, the ocean, the other side, theater, tori amos, transgender, victorian erotica, vixen creations, water, willow and tara, wine, word games, word puzzles, words, world religions, writing, zoos |
| Schools: | Sunnydale High School - Sunnydale, CA
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