User Number: 3046689
Date Created:5/04/04
Number of Posts: 400
Standing an imposing 1 1/2" and weighing in at half an ounce, the Hoppa is a lean, green fighting machine, a towering inferno of gravity-defying, ass-kicking, perfect-omelet-making ninjosity.
Strengths: Swedish chef. Mistress of disguise. The ability to turn even the most innocent of phrases into something filthy. Fluent command of pirate doggerel.
Weaknesses: Sordid predilection for cheese.
Special Skills: Smut-slinging, kung fu fighting, knife throwing, impersonating a cricket.
Weapons: Rapier wit. Killer ass. Spatula of DEATH!!!
I'm a 29 year old femme lesbian, and a smutstress writer, foodie, erstwhile composer, hobbyist astrologer, and Buffy geek. I write humor, erotica, fantasy-adventure, lesbian fiction, book reviews, blogs, and children's stories. These days I am working primarily trying to get back to work on my novel about lesbian pirates. Arrrh!
This blog is multitasky and multipurpose. I use it to update friends and family on what's going on in my day-to-day, to network with other writers and readers, to alternately rant or gush about what I saw on on TV last night, and to scribble general silliness about whatever pops into my head. I also occasionally post about my ongoing struggle with Bipolar Disorder, which I've had probably since I was a kid, and was finally diagnosed with in 2006. Some of my posts are friends-only filtered, but most aren't.
You can find my MySpace profile here. I also review books for The Hipster Book Club, and write weekly book reviews and a Boob Tube blog at Our Chart, where I used to moonlight as a Guestbian. Alternately, if you want to be kept in the loop, you can subscribe to my Our Chart RSS feed here. Finally, I can be reached via email at Graashoppa@aol.com.